Across the Dusty Plains
lyrics by John X. “Mad Dog” Ambrosavage

Across the dusty plains,
on the other side of the state.

Is a home for the insane,
people to whom I relate.

Cause in my head,
is Larry Tate.

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Ward Seven North is where they put me.
Across the plains, in Hotel Looney.

Doctors give me meds and shoot me,
In my veins, ridding me, of kookies.

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Larry Tate is in my head,
“Have a drink” Larry Tate said.

Standing at the office bar,
gives me the keys to the company car.

It’s really great,
when in your head, is Larry Tate.

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Out on the plains,
out on the range.

Where the buffalo roam,
and the insane reign.

In the ward on floor eleven,
nice chat with Darrin.

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