Alright Alright
lyrics by Aaron Ondek

An emergency is occurring.
The city is on call.

There are drastic problems at the plant.
Processes are breaking down.

Al was a worker there at the plant.
Desalinization was its predetermined route.

He saw the red lights start to blink.
Containment membranes, being violated.

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He was certified at the controls.
He wasn't good nor was he the best.

His name contradicting his left-handedness.
Operating technician third class Mr. Right.

How many disasters could he avert?
How many lives could he save?

He wasn't bad or even fair.
Al Right was all right.
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He knew the three methods that were used.
Al was learned in reverse osmosis.

Good thing too, for that light was blinking.
The semi-permeable membrane was breached.

The osmotic pressure was way down.
Rates of pressure had reversed the reversal.

The crowd was cheering his fixings.
Al Right! Al Right!

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The blinking lights were going down.
He was serious as a clam everyday.

The last thing to be fixed is the ion exchanger.
Should it be the red or should it be the white?

Kaboom! There is an earth-shaking explosion.
With a breach and water flooding in, the city is submerged.

No one ever said that he was the best.
Just all right. Al Right.

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