Blueberry Hassle
lyrics by Aaron Ondek and John X. Ambrosavage
 
Jim was there with a swishy tail-ah.
The bow on his whiskers is bourgeois.
 
Rushing down the road, he is shopping. 
Got no credit but his looks frighten.
 
Shopping is at the arcade.
Magic is gathering around the pelican.
 
Dirt is rustled with feet.
And made wet with tongue.
 
[Chorus]
I want the fruit.
This ain't no hill.
 
Demanding my bill.
They are blue for me.
 
Arguing amenities.
Like Kurt Russle.
 
Blueberry Hassle.
AND THE CAT IS CHOKING!!!
[End Chorus]
 
City of mice, invaded twice,
With letters of transit and head lice.
 
Feet scurry on dirt, mouths filled with soap.
Mom didn't raise him to be no dope.
 
Jim has a ludicrous plan.
Says "I have mountains of cash".
 
Jim is very hungry.
Jim sees some more cats.
 
[Chorus]
 
Searching for semblance of sentience.
Defending memories of cash.
 
Too late to save them, evidence is found.
Security looks, no warfarin found.
 
Bones are crunching all around.
Jim was not born yesterady and he should know.
 
The concise advice of price.
Greed obviates need.