Crinkle Binkle
lyrics by John X. Ambrosavage

Crinkle Binkle
Clackity-clack
Hinkle Stinkle
Sacity-sack
Finkle Dinkel
Lookin' around
Pinkle Sinkle
Puget Sound!

  (silence)

MD: "Hey Spud - you know what I think?"
Spud: "No Mad Dog - what do you think?"
MD: "I think - GEORGE W. BUSH STINKS!"

BUSH STINKS
BUSH STINKS
BUSH STINKS!!!!

Tinkle Dinkle
Popity Pop!
Pinkle Zinkle
Do Dop Hard Rock
Finkle Crinkle
Can't Be found!
On 1st Ave
Goin' down

MD: "Hey Spud - you know, sometimes I wonder - sometimes I wonder what does Spud thinks"
Spud: "You know what I think? I think -BUSH STINKS!"

BUSH STINKS
BUSH STINKS
BUSH STINKS!!!!

Hip Hop 
Pair of Trousers
Flip Flop
Vase of Flowers
Slip Slop 
C I A
Hey Now 
Baghdad -  USA!!!

Spud: "Hey Mad Dog"
MD: "Yeah, Spud?"
Spud: "I wonder what Howard Dean thinks about all this?"
MD: "You know what I think Howard Dean thinks? I think he thinks -"

BUSH STINKS
BUSH STINKS
BUSH STINKS!!!!