Funny Enough For You
lyrics by Aaron Ondek

Eating out - Irish twister,
Saying "Hi" to the strange Mister.

Dogs are barking,
I can't find parking.

I laugh at what they say,
And it lasts all day.

Stomach pain goes on,
Like Ban Roll-on.

[chorus]
Who laughs?
You laugh.

I laugh at jokes-ah,
Short Swiss Mocha.

Now that's funny,
Funny enough for me.

Funny enough for who?
Funny enough for you!
[end chorus]

The alligator walks,
Tied around some socks.

He tries.
He fails.

Face goes down,
Much like a clown.

He comes up covered in pie,
I laugh so hard I cry.

[chorus]

Octothorpe walks into a bar,
Musical ability carries them far.

We hear them say "Ouch",
and collapse on the couch.

Almost as if we sang,
They ask about the bang.

They listen, our noses broken,
We tell the story about Hoboken.