Is It Cold?
lyrics by Aaron Ondek

What makes ice? The icemaker.
I start looking in my house.

In my house there is the kitchen.
In the kitchen is a fridge.

In the fridge there is a freezer.
In the freezer there is ice.

Stubs arrives and needs to know.
He searched and ice was found.

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The discovery is creative.
To find it, you must be perceptive.

The process is old.
Is it cold?

My leg has the wall against.
I measure the temperature with pants.

They ask again. Is it cold?
The temperature has been told.
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What makes fire? The lighter.
I start looking in the garbage.

Near the garbage there is a stool.
Near the stool there is a street.

Across the street there is a chicken.
In the chicken's beak there is the lighter

Spud is here. He wants the knowledge.
High and low. The fire is his.

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What makes oatmeal? The quakers.
I start looking in Pennsylvainia.

Next to Pennsylvainia is New York.
Between the two is the boarder.

At the boarder there is a guardhouse.
In the guardhouse there is oatmeal.

Bro is hongry and filled with alot of gall.
Straight from Goldilocks the oatmeal is just right.

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