What We Need More Of Is Science
lyrics by magenta

Here comes a special little boy
He is a stuffed otter toy
We don't know how he's alive
But with science he will survive

He's never been to the moon
But he might go there real soon
His friend Roast Beef loved it up there
Even with the lack of air

I hope he will be my friend
Every day until the end
But I don't know if he'll be mine
An experiment, this thing we'll find

The control is let him be
Test conditions, we have three
Hug him, hurt him, and one more
Take him into bed and snore

Record results, hypothesize
Form conclusions, avoid lies
With science we can all see
If Phillipe is meant for me